Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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