It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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