Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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