You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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