he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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