this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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