He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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