I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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