My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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