I want to have your abortion
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
3pm strippers are depressing
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
