i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
