I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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