who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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