you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
and you fell through a lawn chair
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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