Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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