dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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