Whod you bang
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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