You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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