God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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