I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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