Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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