Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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