Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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