its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize