i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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