everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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