Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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