I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
