I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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