This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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