I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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