she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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