She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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