walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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