This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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