So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize