Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
