So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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