So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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