He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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