Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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