Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
