Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
and she was petting her beer can
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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