Whoa Z and x make the same sound
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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