there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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