It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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