I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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