So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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