it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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