I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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