im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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