fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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