I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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