I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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